[Chorus] Soap, check Rag, check I got it all, I’m ‘bout to hit the “wet, deck” Out the shower, out the shower, out the shower Mmmm hmmm. Fuckin’ Yayer! So fresh and so clean as a whistle God knows I’m a player! So sleek and so fast as a missile Vicky thin yah blood like a Bayer! Keep from yah from the heart attack With that harder rap Back-hand slap yah back Like “Watch yourself, don’t choke on that crap.” So to see dat, the c-rap, I mean Joe Green to the R-A-P Vikitahn, seen? Latherin’ up in preparation For the moment you’ve been waiting for Vicky B. address the nation Ha! When Vicky undress the “Love patient” Lee, lee, lee, lee, lee I tell ‘em, “Jackieeee, one more ting!” [Chorus] Soap, check Rag, check I got it all, I’m ‘bout to hit the “wet, deck” Out the shower, out the shower, out the shower Mmmm hmmm. Soap, check Rag, check I got it all, I’m ‘bout to hit the “wet, deck” Out the shower, out the shower, out the shower Mmmm hmmm. Oh my good lord, on Heavens top! Lookey lookey here, what do I see? Two fine dimes overload, and my jaw drop Like, “You and you, y’all comin’ with me.” Vicky B., the sticky icky, your girl to be pretty thrifty, she pickin’ the cheapy, givin’ yah heebey jeebies, every time she get the hickey dickey from that wiz kid Vicky ticky ‘Tahn What you know about The Man? “Only that he fresh then a muh-fuh.” Whether be Axe, whether be Spice Whether be facts, whether be lies Whether be Saks, whether be Fry’s Whether you know it now or you found out, Vikitahn the main man catchin’ your girls’ eyes And you can hardly fault the chick ‘Cause she wants what’s what and not what’s not Plus she’s willing to go for the guy who’s super legit DAMN! Kind of smarts, don’t it?

She had eyes that I never laid my own two upon Small round pictures of the deepest blue ponds So very worried that I’d say or do somethin’ wrong Convinced that if she tempted me so, she was hell-spawn Immersed in emotions that Disney made Goof on Trippin’ over honey dip, and slippin’ in her front lawn Rocked me so hard, I had to slip a pair of shoes on And despite my discomfort, she had to be the one Even though it was hard, she had to be the one All I knew at that moment was that she had to be the one. She is the one Tender-footed, I tread cross her path of gold It was merely by her grace that my walls in-fold Merely by her presence that muh muh muh my love was sold Ten times I tried to speak, my mouth wouldn’t mold Before I caught a glimpse of her, I used to be very bold When opportunity knocked my, conviction wouldn’t hold My head proceeded over my heels, ten-fold She would be mine, and with her I would grow old Knew from the first glance, with her I would grow old Given that one chance, with her I would grow old She is the one She was the one who could make me whole She was the one who could make me sing She was the one who could make me give her a diamond ring My one and only lady, you are so precious A life with you in it ought to be auspicious If you cook and serve, I’ll wash and dry the dishes All on you I would use, if I had [but] three wishes She is the one Nuff Enough said… But I’ll continue on. Steps so elegant I’m havin’ trouble recollectin’ She bought me like a toy, added me to her collection Juxtaposition doth injustice her complexion Such beauty and such class, hmmm, I was perplexin’ Before she said a single word, she started her inspection My only hope was, my queen would detect my affections I soon found out, this was “loves” definition I had nary a doubt; this was “loves” definition Inexplicably, this was “loves” definition She is the one [Interlude] At times our instincts, primal and gripping, tell us that the person we have our eye on is someone that we should try to know. Sometimes they say that they’re worth our time. Sometimes they say to “Go for it.” and it is without fail that when we do so, something extraordinary occurs. The very next time you get that whisper in the depths of your conscience, ‘twould be who of you to put your hearing aid in and listen. Don’t let the right one, be the one that got away, chja? She is the one She was the one who could make it right She was the one who could make it real She was the one who could make a big deal, feel and heal She is all ever needed and all ever wanted She showers me with kisses and I’m yellin’ “Keep it comin’” With her I share a love so mutually beneficial I just learned her name and it felt to me official How could I her make her see, That she was the one, she was the one for me…. V. Scriller… "But all I’m saying is, how can you be sure? What is this based on ROY?" "It is merely by the channel of prima facie that I have such adoration for this woman. And for me, that is an endearing plenty…"

(U of H crew adlibs) THE DISTRIBUTOR> You want a ‘Tahn of yah own? *Laughs. So does sheeeee There ain’t enough ‘em around, so let’s see I distribute one to them, and then add three What’s that leave me with? Someone, anyone, please Give me some of that thing, called assistance Gotta make these sales, and get the reports writ-ten Written-up, like a two-year-old I’m sit-tin’ up Ooops, I’m still one, hmmm so I’m spit-tin’ up Everyone knows I’m havin’ trouble, so make it double The ‘Tahn craze hit the earth somethin’ like a space shuttle Now everybody’s got have one or two Beanie Baby, Cabbage Patch, Zoom Zoom, and who knew? Like, “If you lay a hand on my ‘Tahn, I’ll shoot you!” Even got a ‘Tahn movie comin’ out on HULU All different colours, and many different flavours Hit you off with a variety, Life Savers Tasty on the tongue? And how? Limited edition ‘Tahn, “Oh wow!” VICEROY, V. Scriller, Vicky B., and VIKITAHN Yes Miss Johnson, this is him Yes ma’am [Interlude] (You mean to tell me…) THE FAN> They’ve been sold out, since somethin’ like the first week? At this point obtaining a ‘Tahn seems bleak Most fans have already left, in defeat And most hands for ‘Tahns, come back chopped meat No ‘Tahn, no ma’am, end comithe, end comithe Acquiring that which everybody desires Ought to be pretty hard, so says the word on the wire But I’m mother lovin’ dedicated to the state, dire They’ll give me give a ‘Tahn or build me a funeral pyre Higher than the ground upon which we stand around As if I found ‘Tahns abound, in and out I bound Through the loud crowd I loud and proud…ly Oops, I forgot what I was saying But a ‘Tahn I’m takin’ home, believe it or save it The only thing I know man is ‘Tahns are in demand Uh ‘Tahns are in demand… [Interlude] SALES ASSOCIATE> Heyo yayer, not to be rude player So sorry I too think you deserve a spot in line But we ain’t got no ‘Tahns, yah see, not until the next time You can understand that, surely But if not, I’ll have to get you talkin’ to Shirley She’s my manager and she’s sure to set you straight Looks like we have ourselves a debate up in aisle eight And we gotta fight on aisle six? Shit. What the hell I am gonna do at the end of this shift? All the customers up in the mall might just maul me And Ima have to call my house beggin’ for mommy All I know is we need a new shipment, pronto Get on that bro, get on that bro, get on that bro Call home office and tell ‘em “Tanto said so” Yes, that’d be right, we need fifty more units son These clowns on the other line say we have nary a one But, the fact Is, we need a whole fuckin’ ton “Why?” you ask? That’s easy, They want ‘Tahns Seeee?

Lord knows I get my jam on I take these Sunbeams out And I put some Bama on ‘em Ya sha ja, when in doubt Refer to the man-you-all Fall with no are-more than You have ever knew about [Chorus] Envelope, Sideways, wanton, shellfish Widescreen, forceps, Tags Tags Tags Now & Later, “Paper or plastic?”, Rolodex, fine as hell Sho nuff, lawn chair, Tags Tags Tags Po-lice, ostrich, England, Op art Fine sand, “Yes ma’am” Tags Tags Tags Ebb and flow, “Already”, HTX, MySpace Raccoon, samurai, Tags, Tags, Tags We here, you there What’s that? Who knows... When different elements come together the reaction is something we can rarely have accounted for. I’m a man, you’re a fish Whose fault? What’s more… A million and a half and 1,000,000 ½ equates to so many, many, many, fours Fire escape, superficial, pine nuts, tire treads, Oblong, obtuse, Watusi, suede shoes, jeans blue, Levi, stress Strauss, acupuncture, hot stones, big balls, take your base, one true friend, keepsake, lock it up, what’s going down, bite the dust, eat my cake, have your lunch, Hawaiian punch, boxing gloves, opposing sides, red and blue, (sirens sounds) shit, by day, by night, motorcycle, fine tune, Andy Dick, army prick, flashlight, ejaculate, morning after, nine months, calendar, sounds fun, play fight, pillowcase, DROOL, how droll [Chorus] Envelope, Sideways, wanton, shellfish Widescreen, forceps, Tags Tags Tags Now & Later, “Paper or plastic?”, Rolodex, fine as hell Sho nuff, lawn chair, Tags Tags Tags Po-lice, ostrich, England, Op art Fine sand, “Yes ma’am” Tags Tags Tags Ebb and flow, “Already”, HTX, MySpace Raccoon, samurai, Tags, Tags, Tags Vikitahn and Pharaoh Flow, it’s like we be Egyptian stuntin’, I be writing hieroglyphics on my cash, bet that these cats be frontin’ Easy access, no go, real fast, die young, gene donor, frozen cells, cell mate, handycam, YouTube, braodcast, typecast, half mast, A Lovely Stash, full mouth, Full House, full o’ bull, a fool’s tool See? She ain’t no good, Cheesecake Factory, dairy farm, Bored-n’-shit, yah? In class, no thanks. Superior Rap, yes please. I know I’ve said before but I’m going to say it again, that Wiz Kat Viki-tiki-tahn the Bee’s Knees (Adlib- “…while we countin’ up this cheese.” From “On The Mic”) NCI, great job, applicant, replicas, shaved ice, hot sun, enjoyable time, no dice You know who I be and you know where to find me at, all up in The Lab, writing a Super Rap! Neutrino-like, accelerated particle beam emitter, transmit, transiently admit that you’re a quitter I beam from outer space, then back to the map, deftly linkin’ up with the Comsat [Chorus] Envelope, Sideways, wanton, shellfish Widescreen, forceps, Tags Tags Tags Now & Later, “Paper or plastic?”, Rolodex, fine as hell Sho nuff, lawn chair, Tags Tags Tags Po-lice, ostrich, England, Op art Fine sand, “Yes ma’am” Tags Tags Tags Ebb and flow, “Already”, HTX, MySpace Raccoon, samurai, Tags, Tags, Tags [Chorus] Envelope, Sideways, wanton, shellfish Widescreen, forceps, Tags Tags Tags Now & Later, “Paper or plastic?”, Rolodex, fine as hell Sho nuff, lawn chair, Tags Tags Tags Po-lice, ostrich, England, Op art Fine sand, “Yes ma’am” Tags Tags Tags Ebb and flow, “Already”, HTX, MySpace Raccoon, samurai, Tags, Tags, Tags